Rant number 1: Cola bottles, bebo, government safety rules, building and vehicle planning and Bebo

First things first!!!! The damn "Mind The Step" sign that people have the annoying habit of when designing buildings or vehicles on buildings with they put it ON THE FUCKING STEP!!! This is a pointless piece of information as if i see the step upon which the sign stands I DON'T NEED A SIGN!!! Honestly what moron sees a step and just keeps walking as if it weren't there? The placement of that sign is just there for those damn annoying people who tell you not to do things after you've already done it! Damn smug bastards telling you to mind the thing you just tripped over! Well obviously i'm gonna avoid it i just fell over it!!! Or did you not notice while you where staring at yourself in a mirror and becoming ever more aroused? Next item!!! "Best Served Ice Cold" as said on all Coca-Cola and many other beverages. Have you ever tried drinking cola thats been in the freezer? IT'S ICE!!!! How am i supposed to drink my lovely beverage when the bottles aesthetic design is quite obviously made to stop this from happening? I can't drink ice!!! Especially ice can't get out of the damn bottle!!! The actual phrase should be "best Served Ice Chilled" Else the drink itself ceases to be a drink and is instead just a rather cold thing you can't drink as it's stuck in the bottle!!! I intend to write to the Coca Cola company the main bottler and desing company and getting this fact correct. Also on the subject of Cola! How come under ingredients it only says "flavouring( including caffeine)" Last time i checked they where required to give a list of ALL ingredients! Those flavourings could be essence of monkey! of even Effluence of monkey! which is even worse! I could be allergic to either i doin't want to have to wait till im lying in the emergency room choking to realise that my coke's gor stuff i'm allergic too in it! Ain't there a law against that?... Probably! DRAGONBALL MOVIE!!! Ok so the move is fucking awesome! But i still have many questions! What age are they? The events of Dragonball took place when Goku was a young boy (assumedly 7-8) who lived by himself after his grandad died and had never had any human contact other than his grandad. Instead the movie takes place when Goku is in late adolescence (apparent due to his repeated attempts at pulling Chi-Chi) and his grandad is alive, and he goes to a busy high school filled with people. Wasn't impressed with that. Now for Kamihameha! That was just disappointing! I wanted an epic blast of light that eclipsed the screen and blew me away! It was looking to be the best part of the film! Instead we get the rejected animations from the movie adaptation of Eragon! VEGETA!!! (thanks for the reminder Morgan) Where the hell was he?!?! Now i know he an't supposed to be in this saga! But a little forshadowing wouldn't have went amiss! Maybe even a final scene of him reporting to Freiza he was going to Earth you know ANYTHING!!! Seein g as he's suppsoed to be in the next one and all! Krillen!!! Wheres he aswell? This filmmaker seems to love missing people out! I mean isn't he supposed to be Gokus best friend?!?! To miss out our good old loveable queball was just a sin! Not just characters missed out but a whole FUCKING planet!!! Throughout the film there is not one single mention of the planet of the Saiyans!! In fact theres not a mention of the word Saiyan at all!!! WHERES GOKUS TAIL!!!! This is one of the many key points of Goku being a Saiyan! Our good old moneky friend has not got his signature!!! SUPERSAIYAN!!! I was waiting for the point when big flames happen and suddenly our all star heroes hair changes to signature blonde and then the big bad guy gets a good old duffing up! Instead theres one pathetic fight in which a few small blasts are exchanged between picollo our evil arch villian and Goku followed by one big ending Kamehameha and some unknown technique of Picollos getting itself arsewiped then stuck to the shoe of embarrasement by Goku! The Giant Monkey!!! Looked like the offspring of a seventies werewolf and king Kongs smaller brother! Now going by the original rule of Dragonball On a bloodmoon supersaiyans regrow their tails and proceed to turn into a giant monkey which can only be stoped through the removal of the tail. instead this epic seeming struggle for the heroes to remove the tail from Goku it is instead replaced by another Star Wars "The mind conquers all" moment! I mean yeah theres a green dude in this but he aint no damn Yoda! He instead spends all his time ordering around incompetent underlings to d his bidding! Many comnplained Picollo was not green enough, i believe he was green enough that if the tried to greenscreen him he'd just dissapear! But what i was upset about was his lack of antennae! I wanted good old Picollo turban and all. As this adds to the facade of picollo being all mysterious and entirely alien. Instead he looks like a green version of Sir Alexander Dane from the iconic space comedy Galaxy Quest! Rather dissapointing on the big green dude. Though to his credit it was unbeknownst to me that Picollo could crush a building with his hand!!!! Credit to the guy for style points. Bebo is being nonsense!! The new layout looks like something a primary 6 would design if you asked them to make myspace! Cluttered and unproffesional! If Bebo continues this way i shall no longer use it and shall just complete the transition to Myspace! Bebo has lost all my friends! Today they have just buggered off! Now all i've got is Mandas new bitch as my friend! What the hell? Did they just leave my friends somewhere and forgot where they put them? Now i may be the only one but if this has happened to others you think running one of the largest social networking sites in the world you'd try and keep track of SOME of your own information! i wanna browse like a brainless moron and let my brain melt in all the pretty colours of the skins instead of doing something useful! WHERES HOLLY IN THE NEW RED DWARF!!!